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moving backwards for blatant homophobia

The celebration of one's heterosexuality. It is not a bigoted or intolerant thing to proclaim-we use this fact to spread thinly veild homophobia.


Modern society has come to accept people irrespective or their sexual orientation, accepting that it is just the way people are made, and really not a big deal. We are unwilling to accept this. We believe that homosexuals have chosen to be different. Just like we chose to be straight.


There is nothing wrong with being homosexual, there is nothing wrong with being bisexual, and there is nothing wrong with being heterosexual. We still don't like the gays though, they have better stuff than us.


If gay people have pride, a celebration of acceptance from a history of oppression, and an ongoing reminder of oppressions still happening in the rest of the world, then why can't we? Yes this is a serious question.



about_image We know deep down that gays, bisexuals, asexuals, trans*, queer and straight people can all be happy and live side by side.

Straight Pride is no more bigoted the Gay Pride, but we're working to change that!

Our Aims

we don't really have any... cause trouble?

We are a small group of people suffering inadequacy issues that feel the need to scream & shout

We want to spread our homophobic message and terrible grammar through interpretative dance and quilt making. Or just get some attention. LOOK AT MEEEE.
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  • SPREAD PROPOGANDA

    To raise awareness of the heterosexual part of society. Because no one has ever heard of heterosexuality before. In fact a lot of homosexuals have at least 2 straight parents, but still we need more people to know about us, about meeeee.


  • PROMOTE INEQUALITY

    Heterosexuals do not have equality, homosexuals and heterosexual LGBTQ allies have better hair, looks, clothes, jobs, cars, families, lovers, sex lives, prospects, friends and better parties than we do. It's not fair. Do you see their fabulosity? Their flare? The way the flood the streets with a message of happiness and acceptance for all? IT'S NOT RIGHT. WHY CAN'T I HAVE THAT?


  • END RIGHTS

    Homosexuals have nearly equal rights now, and that's super scary. Also they have 'special rights' which trump others. Like twerking, or throwing shade. It's not fair that they get on with their lives and expect to be treated just like any other human.

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We are always looking for other proud heterosexuals to make the campaign stronger and to assist us., If you feel you could help and are a straight, married, single, straight, heterosexual that is straight and are based in the United Kingdom the please get in touch, if you are a straight heterosexual that is straight.

Phone: +44 (0) 7010 057 808 (All calls are recorded)
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E-mail: info@straightprideuk.com
Website: www.straightprideuk.com